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When is it bad luck to see a cat?
Answer: When you're a Mouse!
What should a dog do when it loses its tail?
Answer: Go to a Re-tail Store!
Where do fish keep their money?
Answer: In a River Bank!
Why are Elephants so wrinkled?
Answer: Because they take too long to iron!
Why are Ghosts such bad liars?
Answer: Because you can see right through them!
What do computers do at lunchtime?
Answer: Have a byte to eat!
Last Modified on Thu 20th Jul 2017 11:49:14