When is it bad luck to see a cat?
Answer: When you're a Mouse!

What should a dog do when it loses its tail?
Answer: Go to a Re-tail Store!

Where do fish keep their money?
Answer: In a River Bank!

Why are Elephants so wrinkled?
Answer: Because they take too long to iron!

Why are Ghosts such bad liars?
Answer: Because you can see right through them!

What do computers do at lunchtime?
Answer: Have a byte to eat!

Alan Robinson